May 30, 2008...12:10 am

Lucky Pennies

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Here are a few to break open that piggy bank for…

BZTG:  A lot of sketchy stuff going on with this one.  Supposedly someone who works for the company posted all of these articles on various Financial sites hyping up the company.  All that aside though, it’s one of these crazy search engine/all-in-one companies that’s taking Thailand by storm.  Thailand is soon to be the next China, so the way I see it, this is a $1.00-$5.00 stock that’s valued at 0.03; if you can get in at 0.02, do it–then buy me a flatscreen.

THPW:  If you can get in around the 0.24-0.28 range, do it.  You’ll feel like King Midas on this one; it’ll be up to 0.65+ by mid-July; Thorium is becoming a more and more popular source of energy, especially with all this talk of Nuclear Power Plants being built.  You might even want to get a call option on this baby, because it’s growin’ up.  No risk=No reward.

EPIO:  Nowhere to go but up; get in at $0.01 and don’t as any questions, just buy me a giraffe with the 50% you make within the month.  Sell at $0.02, that’s important.

CNGJ:  You feelin’ lucky, punk?  At $0.002/share, there’s a pretty solid chance at bankruptcy, but having been at $0.96 earlier this year, there’s a solid chance at greatness.  Don’t get greedy on this one though, get the quick dough, and get out.  I really know nothing about this company, this one is on a whim, baby.  Whims are what keep this country alive.

…you’re welcome in advance for turning those pennies into DOLLA DOLLA BILLS.

1 Comment

  • russianproverb

    “whims are what keep this country alive”

    no it’s the people with brass balls who invest in penny stocks that keep this country alive


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